Today I have treat for you all!! An excerpt (the entire first chapter) from Waiting on You, the latest boom from author Kristan Higgins !! Thanks to Little Bird Publicity for the excerpt.
Tagline: Is your first love worth a second chance?
CHAPTER ONE
“Drinks are on the house!”
A cheer went up from the gang, not just because
Colleen O’Rourke—the bartender and half owner of the best (and only) bar in
town—had just offered free booze, but because Brandy Morrison and Ted Standish
had just gotten engaged.
Colleen hugged the happy couple once more, then
went behind the bar and accepted high fives from her regulars as she pulled
beers and mixed martinis, poured wine and slid glasses down the bar. After all,
Brandy and Ted were her doing. That made…hmm…fourteen couples she’d set on the
road to matrimony? No, fifteen! Not bad. Not bad at all.
“Good job, Coll,” said Gerard Chartier, accepting
his free Cooper’s Cave IPA. He sat at the end of the bar, where the fire
department was having a “meeting,” the agenda of which seemed to be O’Rourke’s
list of microbrews. She wasn’t complaining. They were good for business.
“Your sorry single state hasn’t gone unnoticed,”
she said, rubbing his bald head. “Not to worry. You’re next.”
“I’d rather stay single.”
“No, you wouldn’t. Trust Auntie Colleen, ever wise
and all-knowing.”
“Colleen!” her brother Connor yelled from the
kitchen. “Stop harassing the customers!”
“I’m part of our charm!” she yelled back. “Gang,
are you feeling harassed?”
A satisfying chorus of no answered her. She breezed
into the kitchen. “Hi, Rafe,” she greeted the backup chef, who was making one
of his famous cheesecakes. “Save some of that for me, okay?”
“Of course, my truest love,” he said, not looking
at her. He was gay. All the good ones were.
“Brother mine,” Colleen said to her twin, “what
bug is up your ass?”
“You just gave away three hundred dollars’ worth
of booze, that’s what,” he said.
“Brandy and Ted got engaged. Beautiful ring, too.”
“Your work, Collie?” Rafe asked.
“As a matter of fact, yes. They’d been eyeing each
other for weeks. I gave a gentle shove, and voila. I expect I’ll be a
bridesmaid. Again.”
Rafe smiled. “And when will you work your
superpowers on your own self, lovey?”
“Oh, never. I’m too smart for all that. I like to
use men for purely physical—”
“Stop! No one wants to hear about your sex life,”
Connor said.
“I do,” said Rafe.
She grinned. Tormenting her brother, though they
were both thirty-one, was still one of the great joys in life.
“It seems like such a waste. All that, unclaimed.”
Rafe gestured to her torso and face.
“She got burned when she was young,” Connor told
Rafe.
“Oh, please. That’s not why I’m
single. Besides, you’re single, too. It’s all part of our dysfunctional
childhood, Rafe.”
“Don’t even try,” he said, adding the sour cream
layer to the cake. “I was a gay boy born to Jehovah’s Witnesses and grew up in
East Texas with five older brothers who all played football. It was Friday Night
Lights meets The Birdcage meets Swamp People.
No one can compete with me in the land of dysfunctional families.”
“You totally win,” Colleen said. “Con and I only
had a cheating father and—
“Isn’t tonight your night off?” Connor
interrupted.
“Yep. But I came in because I sensed, using our
magical twinsy bond, that you missed me.”
“You sensed wrong,” he muttered. “Get out of my
kitchen. Your posse just came through the door.”
“He has batlike hearing,” Rafe said.
“I know. It’s creepy. Bye, boys! Don’t forget my
piece of heaven, Rafe. Connor, come say hi. Everyone loves you, for some
reason.”
She went back out into the bar and sure enough,
there were the girls: Faith Holland, her oldest pal in the world (and a
newlywed, and while Colleen couldn’t claim that one as her idea, she’d
nonetheless helped keep them together); Honor, Faith’s older sister (bone-dry
martini, three olives), someone Colleen had definitely
helped with sweet Tom Barlow—their wedding would be in early July; and
Prudence, the oldest Holland sister (gin and tonic, now that it was spring), married
for decades.
“How’s tricks, Holland girls? Honor, you want your
usual? Pru, a G&T? And what about you, Faithie? I have some strawberries I’ve
been saving for you…a little vodka, a little mint, splash of lemon…want to try
one?”
“Just water for me,” Faith said.
“Oh, lordy, are you pregnant?” Colleen blurted.
Faith and Levi had gotten married in January, and from the way he looked at
her, those two got it on like weasels. And you know what they say about
weasels.
“I didn’t say that.” But she blushed, and Honor
smiled.
“Well, I hope you are,” said Pru. “Nothing like
the blessing of kids, even though I thought I would kill Abby the other day.
She asked if she could get her tongue pierced. I said sure, I’d get a hammer
and a nail and we could do it right now if she was that dumb, and the
conversation devolved from there.”
“Hi, girls,” Connor said dutifully, having emerged
from the kitchen.
“Con, bring Pru and Honor their regulars, and a
big glass of ice water for Faith here.”
“I thought you wanted me to say hi, not to wait on
you,” he said. “Faith, are you pregnant?”
“No! Maybe. Just shush,” Faith said. “I’m thirsty,
that’s all.”
“Connor Cooper would be a great name,” he
suggested.
“I think it sounds pretentious,” Colleen said.
“Colleen Cooper, or Colin for a boy…now we’re talking. Con, how about those
drinks? And some nachos?”
Her brother gave her a dark look but left
obediently, and Colleen settled back in her seat. “Guess what you missed?
Brandy Morrison and Ted Standish just got engaged! He got down on one knee and
everything, and she was crying, and it was beautiful, ladies! Beautiful!”
Hannah, Colleen’s cousin, brought over their food
and drinks, and Prudence launched into a story of her latest adventure in
keeping things fresh in the old conjugal bed. Very entertaining. Coll scanned
the bar as Pru talked, making sure all was running smoothly.
It occurred to her that spending her night off at
work was maybe not a hundred percent healthy. Granted, options were limited in
Manningsport, New York, a town of just over seven hundred. She could be home,
reading and cuddling with Rufus, her enormous Irish wolfhound mutt, who would
love nothing more than to stare into her eyes in adoration for several hours.
One couldn’t rule out the ego boost that provided.
Or, Colleen thought, she could be out on a date.
Rafe had a point.
It’s just that every guy she met seemed to be
lacking something. She hadn’t felt the tingle in a long, long time.
As the proprietor of the only year-round, alcohol-serving
establishment in town, Colleen saw a lot of relationships blossom or end in a
fiery crash. When things went right, it was generally because the woman had
cleverly manipulated the guy into good dating behavior. He’d call when he said
he would. Put some thought into dates. He’d ask questions about her life
because she didn’t vomit up all her personal history in the first ten minutes.
Far more common, however, was the fiery crash
model, when Colleen mixed a sympathy cosmo or poured an extra ounce of Pinot Grigio
into a glass for a woman who had no idea what went wrong. Colleen could tell
her, of course, and sometimes did…Maybe you shouldn’t have talked
about your ex for two hours, or Is telling him you were just
cleared for fertility treatments a good idea on the
first date?
Happily, the now-engaged Brandy had asked Colleen
for advice from the start. Should I go out with him again tomorrow? Is it okay to
sleep with him yet? How about if I text him right now?
The answers: No, no and no.
“Colleen,” said the bride-to-be now, “I just
wanted to thank you again for everything.” She bent down and gave Coll a hug. “Bridesmaid?”
“Of course!” Colleen said. “You two…mazel tov! I’m
so happy for you!”
“Thanks, Coll,” Ted said. “You’re the best.”
“My fifteenth couple,” she said to the Holland
sisters as the happy couple left for some monkey sex, one presumed.
“You have a gift,” Faith said, taking a slab of
nachos onto her plate.
“And yet just last night, there was some poor
woman in here, begging the guy she was with not to dump her, and I took her
aside and said, ‘Honey, if you have to beg, do you really want this loser?’ But
of course, she kept crying and begging, and it was agony, I tell you.” She
finished her drink, one of the strawberry thingies Faith had passed on. “Maybe
I should teach a class. Pru, when Abby starts dating, you send her to me.”
“Will do. And thanks, because God knows, she’s not
listening to me these days.”
“Excuse me,” came a voice, and all three of them
looked up.
“Hey, Paulie,” Colleen said. “How are you? Have a
seat!”
Paulina “Paulie” Petrosinsky pulled up a chair,
swung it backward and straddled it. She’d been Faith and Colleen’s
classmate—not quite a friend back in the day, but really nice. She came into O’Rourke’s
once in a while, usually after a workout at the gym, where her weightlifting
skills were the stuff of legend.
“Um…I overheard you say something about, uh,
teaching people? Women?” she asked.
“Slut University,” Pru said, and Faith and Honor
snorted.
“Very funny,” Colleen said. “My reputation is
greatly exaggerated.”
“And whose fault is that?” Faith asked. “You
should stop spreading rumors about yourself.”
Colleen smiled. Had she in fact written something
flattering about herself on the men’s room wall just last week? She had. “Ignore
my so-called friends,” she said. “What’s up?”
“Um…can you really help a, um, a person? With,
uh…you know. Love and men and stuff?” Paulie’s face turned deep red, then
purple.
“Are you all right?” Honor asked, frowning a
little.
“Oh, that. My face. It’s called idiopathic
craniofacial erythema. I…I blush. A lot.”
“Wish I could hang around,” Prudence said. “We
farm people have to get up early. Good luck with your man, Paulie! See you,
girls!”
“So are you interested in someone in particular?”
Colleen asked, scootching over into Pru’s vacated chair to make more room at
the table.
Paulie swallowed. “Yeah,” she whispered, glancing
around.
“Who?” Faith asked.
“Um…I’d rather not say.”
Colleen nodded. “What do you like about him?”
“He’s…he’s just so nice. I mean, really kind,
right? And he’s cheerful and good and smart, I think, too. I mean, he…well. He’s
great.”
Colleen smiled. “And do you feel sick when you see
him, and then hot, and then nauseous?”
“Exactly,” Paulie said, her face purpling again.
“Do you imagine conversations with him, holding
hands and moonlit walks and all that other mushy stuff?”
“I—yes. I do.” Paulie took a shaky breath.
“Does he make your danger zone tingly? Does your
skin get hot, do your knees wobble, does your tongue feel swollen—”
Faith stood up. “I miss Levi,” she announced. She
gave Colleen a kiss on the cheek and squeezed her sister’s shoulder. “Good
luck, Paulie! Take Colleen with a grain of salt.”
“I’m going, too,” Honor said. “Bye, matchmaker. Do
no harm, mind you. See you, Paulina.”
“So who is this guy?” Colleen asked when they were
gone.
Paulie shot a nervous glance back to the bar. Aha!
A hint. “You know what?” Paulie said. “Never mind. He’s…he’s out of my league.”
“No, he’s not!” Colleen cried. “Paulie, you’re so
nice! You are! Anyone would be lucky to have you.” Besides, Colleen always felt
a little guilty where Paulie was concerned.
“Thanks,” she muttered.
“It’s true,” Colleen said firmly. Granted, Paulie
hadn’t been blessed with great beauty. And her dad was a little odd—Ronnie
Petrosinsky, owner of four small restaurants called Chicken King that served
fried chicken thirty-eight different ways, all of them very, very bad for you.
He was locally famous for his commercials, where he pranced around dressed as a
rooster wearing a crown. Poor Paulie was also featured in a fluffy yellow chick
suit, wearing a crown—the Chicken Princess. Try getting out from under that
title, especially in high school.
“Listen, Paulie. No one is out of your league. Go
ahead, tell me.”
Paulina sighed gustily and drained her Genesee
(first order of business: get her to drink something more feminine). “It’s
Bryce Campbell.”
Oh. Okay, so that might be tough.
Bryce was gorgeous. Jake Gyllenhaal DEFCON 4–gorgeous.
He got his share of tail, as Colleen knew all too well. Bryce was a regular.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but sweet. He had a certain charm, and women
threw themselves at him all the time.
Lots of women.
“That’s fine,” Colleen said, realizing she hadn’t
spoken for a moment. “Not a problem.”
Paulie gave her a despairing look.
“I’m serious. We can work with this. So, tell me
more about you and Bryce.”
Paulie’s expression grew dreamy, the severe blush
fading. “He volunteers at the animal shelter, you know?” Colleen nodded; Bryce
had in fact helped her choose Rufus the Doofus. “And the animals, they all love
him. I go in a lot. I, um…I’ve adopted two dogs and four cats in the past year.”
Colleen smiled. “That’s a lot. But go on.”
“And the other day, I was getting gas, and so was
he, and I didn’t even plan that! He just smiled at me and said, ‘Hey, Paulie,
how’s it going?’” She sighed at the memory of the magical words. “It was
amazing. I mean, that smile, right?”
Yes. Bryce had a beautiful smile. That was true.
“He’s never in a bad mood,” Paulie went on. “Never
has a bad thing to say about anyone. Not that I talk to him. Not much, anyway.
But sometimes we lift weights at the same time, and…well, I try to talk to him.
But my mind goes blank, and I never think of anything good to say. But last
week? I had to walk past him, and I said ‘Excuse me,’ and he said, and I quote,
‘No problem.’ Colleen, he smelled so good.”
The woman had it bad.
“And when we were in high school, he never made
fun of me.”
Colleen’s heart gave a squeeze. Paulie had a
solid, athletic build and held the school record for the number of pushups,
beating even Jeremy Lyon, football god, a record that stood to this day. Her
father’s business didn’t help her social status; he’d started out as a chicken
farmer, and Paulie hadn’t grown up as comfortably as most of the kids in town,
though not as poor as others. And then, when the Chicken King became so
successful, well, that was different, too, and it was hard to be different at
that age.
Though she was now the chief operating officer for
the Chicken King franchises, Colleen had never seen Paulie out of gym clothes,
and she always seemed on the fringe of things, as nice and smart as she was.
With a pang, Colleen realized Paulie reminded her
of Savannah, her nine-year-old half sister.
“You know what? Let’s forget about it, okay? I’m
sorry,” Paulie said now.
“Absolutely not,” Colleen said. “He’d be lucky to
have you. I’m serious. You’re great, you have so many nice qualities…it’s not
gonna be that hard, Paulie. What have your other relationships been like?”
“Um…I…I’ve never had another relationship.”
“That’s fine. So, no experience with men?”
“I’m a virgin,” she said.
“No worries. Nothing wrong with saving yourself
for true love.” Colleen herself had, after all. Not that hers was an exemplary
story.
“It’s more like no one’s ever asked me.”
Oh! Poor lamb! “Not a problem.”
“He’d probably rather go out with you,” Paulie
said.
“Oh, please,” Colleen said with a flinch. “Bryce?
No. We’re not…he’s a sweetheart, but not my type. But you guys…you’d be great
together.”
Paulie’s face lit up? “Really? You think so?
Honest? I’ll do whatever you say. You think I have a shot?”
“Absolutely.”
Connor was back. “Dad called. Wants you to
babysit. Apparently, Gail needs a break.”
Ah. Gail Chianese O’Rourke, their stepmother, four
years their senior, not so lovingly known as
Gail-the-Tail-Chianese-Rhymes-with-Easy-Hyphen-O’Rourke.
“A break from what?” Colleen asked. “From spa
appointments? From shopping? A break from having breaks?”
“I don’t know. Ask him to call you on your cell
next time. Hey, Paulie, anything else for you?”
“Uh, I’m good, thanks,” she said, shifting to take
a ten from her pocket.
“On the house,” Connor and Colleen said in unison.
“Thanks.” She stood, tripped a little over the
chair; Con grabbed her arm and Paulie flushed again. “Well. Thanks, Coll. You
rock.” With that, she headed out into the beautiful spring night.
“I’m fixing her up,” Colleen said.
“Oh, God,” Connor muttered.
“What? You have something against true love?”
“Do you have to ask?”
The bar was emptying; the sidewalks, few that
there were, tended to roll up early in Manningsport. Connor sat down with her.
The only folks left were on the volunteer fire department, who felt that O’Rourke’s
was their home away from home.
“Con, you think Mom and Dad screwed us up forever?
I mean, neither one of us has a significant other.”
Connor shrugged. He hated talking about their
parents.
“You should go out with someone. Jessica Dunn,
maybe. Or Julianne from the library. Or I could fix you up.”
“I’d rather hang myself, but thanks.”
“If you do, can I have your car?” She gave him a
look. “What aren’t you telling me?”
He grimaced, but hey, the twin telepathy was alive
and well. “Don’t have kittens, okay? But actually, I’m seeing someone.”
“What? Since when? Who?”
“No kittens, Colleen.”
“Well, you’re my twin, my family, my coworker! We
share a house!”
“Another life mistake.”
“Connor,” she said more calmly, “how are you
seeing someone and I don’t know about it? Who is she? How long has this been
going on? Why didn’t you tell me?”
“Because of this. I didn’t want you to go crazy
and give me advice or start naming babies.”
“When have I ever done that?”
“An hour ago. You told Faith to name her baby
after you.”
“Well, so did you.”
Her brother crossed his arms. “It’s not serious.
Not yet.”
“I can’t believe you kept this from me. God, those
three minutes you have on me ruined you. I should’ve been born first, and I
would’ve been, if you hadn’t shoved me out of the way.”
“Okay, we’re done here. You wanna kick out the
fire department, or shall I?”
“Get out, people!” Colleen yelled, and the various
and sundry members of Manningsport’s bravest started reaching for their
wallets.
Hello. Bryce Campbell was there, too. He must’ve
come in when she was with the girls. He was watching the fire department with
an almost wistful look on his face. Boys. They never got over the thrill of
their first shiny red truck.
Well, no time like the present.
“Hey, Bryce,” she said, ambling over.
“Hi, Colleen.” He looked at her and smiled, and
yes, Paulie had a point. Bryce was cute. That wasn’t news, but still.
“How’s your dad?” Smiling Joe Campbell was one of
Colleen’s favorite patrons, though he hadn’t been in much in the past year.
“He’s great!” Bryce flashed another look at the
MVFD, who were now filing out the door, laughing.
“You should join the fire department,” she said.
“Yeah. I doubt my mom would approve of that. I might
get hurt.”
“You probably wouldn’t, though. Their safety
record is stellar, even if they are a bunch of goofballs.” She took his empty
glass and wiped the counter in front of him. “So, Bryce, you seeing anyone
these days?”
He raised a friendly eyebrow. “You asking?”
“No.”
“Right.” He gave a mock grimace. “Nope, no one
special. I wouldn’t mind having a girlfriend, though.”
This was going to be easier than she thought. “Really?
What’s your type?”
“Aside from you?” He winked.
“None of that, now. Answer the question.”
“I don’t know. Pretty. Kind of…pretty and nice and
hot, you know? Like Faith Holland, except maybe taller and skinnier, and don’t
tell Levi I said that, okay?”
“Bryce Campbell. Looks aren’t everything, you
know.” And if he had a problem with Faith—who was built like a 1940s pinup
girl—she was going to have to tread carefully with Paulie. “How about
personality?”
“Really outgoing. Like me, kind of. You know
anyone?”
“Hmm. No one leaps to mind.” Actually, four women
leaped to mind, but Bryce was a typical man—he didn’t know what he needed; he
just knew what he liked. “But I’ll think about it, okay?”
“Thanks, Coll! You’re the best!”
“It’s true. Now get out, we’re closing.”
Half an hour later, Colleen walked to the yellow-and-red
Victorian she shared with her brother. A duplex, so it wasn’t quite as
dysfunctional as it sounded. Connor had left a little earlier, and the first
floor lights were out. Colleen’s apartment was on the second floor—a staircase
in the back led to a small deck and her door.
She wondered if this mystery woman of his had
visited the house yet.
“It’s all good,” she murmured to herself as she
opened her door. “After all, we have somebody to love, too. Right, Rufus?”
One hundred and sixty pounds of scruffy gray
canine agreed. She allowed him to maul her, scratched his rough gray fur, gazed
meaningfully into his eyes, and then extricated herself. “Who wants a cookie?
Is it us? I want an Oreo, and you, my beautiful countryman, can have a Milk-Bone.”
Some bozo had bought Rufus as a puppy, then,
shocker, learned that the breed tended to get a wee bit large. But the idiot’s
loss was her gain, because, as Bryce Campbell had suspected, Rufus and Colleen
were kindred spirits.
She called Rushing Creek and talked to Joanie, the
night nurse in her grandfather’s wing, and ascertained that Gramp was having a
good night. Then, with a sigh, she got the snacks, made Rufus balance his
cookie on his nose before allowing him to inhale it, then flopped down on the
couch with the box of Oreos. Because really, no one had just one Oreo.
Love was in the air. It was all around her, as a
matter of fact—Faith and Levi maybe percolating a baby; Honor and Tom getting
married; Brandy and Ted now engaged. Paulie and Bryce (complicated on several
levels…but maybe a chance for Colleen to do something good).
Connor and someone.
That one gave her the biggest pang. Granted, there’d
been many times over the years when Colleen would’ve cheerfully sold Connor to
the gypsies (and had, in fact, put him up for adoption when they were twelve
and he announced the fact of her period in the cafeteria). When their parents
went through their ugly, horrible, terrible divorce, she and Connor had become
closer than ever. They often called or texted each other simultaneously. Saw
each other every day.
It was strange, thinking of her twin married, a
dad. She certainly wanted him happy, of course she did. It was just that she
always pictured it in the happy, sunny future, in which she would have a great
spouse and adorable tots.
But that picture always held a dreamlike quality,
the image overexposed, as if the sun shone too brightly, and her husband’s face
was blurred.
Once, she’d known exactly who the face belonged to,
and it hadn’t been blurry at all.
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